File 00030.4: 7 days!

Posted: 18th August 2017 by Maestro in Files, Personal

If I ever get rich I´m going to live in New Zealand. Why New Zealand? Because it’s the antipode of France where the HQ is based for Nutrition & Santé which makes Modifast. I want to be as far away from that as possible.

But I digress.

So in 7 days, I will have my surgery. I’m so happy I could dance…if I didn’t lack energy because of this freaking diet.

Just kidding, it’s not that bad…the energy level. The diet is tough. Would it hurt to have some freaking spices in this bleeping diet?! Good god…after one week you are just trying to avoid eating because you have to drink fucking strawberry again.

But I digress.

The question I get most is if I am nervous.

Eh…not really…not now anyway, probably next Thursday/Friday but for now, I don’t feel anything, except annoyance about this stupid diet.

Have I mentioned how sick I am of this Modifast diet? Because I am. It’s not that I’m hungry or that I have difficulty doing it. It’s just always the freaking same!

But I digress.

A positive thing though is that because of this “Diet of Hell” I lost a lot of weight. So yeah, well done…the diet does work…but I can keep it up because I know that in a week I’m done with it. If this is your way of trying to lose weight and keep it off…I wish you luck. In a few reviews, I have read about this it’s just not sustainable to do it for long and you’ll bounce back like a Yo-yo…Do yo-yos bounce?

I’ll be back

Yes, apparently they do…once.

But I digress.

After all this time I’m just happy that the end is near…okay…maybe that’s the wrong phrasing. I mean it’s finally happening after all this time…afterwards, I will still have lots of things to do but at least I don’t have to worry about getting permission for the surgery and living in doubt if it is really what I want. Because yeah…that is the scariest part for this surgery…it’s forever…not really a way back.

Not that I really want to but still…some times it hits me that this is maybe a bit bigger than it seems most of the time. Luckily I have few good examples around me that show me I made the right decision.

7 days.

It also means I only have to suffer through this Modicrap for 7 more days! I think I’m more excited about that than the surgery

But I digress…


  1. Kelly says:

    Modicrap countdown started 🙂
    also: remember my Viper yoyo? It bounces!
    Goodluck with the surgery and the diet 🙂

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